Strong Opinions No. 6 - Headphones!
I've heard that the most frightening thing a human being can experience is realizing that your perception of yourself is wildly different from way others percieve you. Well, contrary to my own self-view that I'm not a terribly opinionated chap, my GW compatriots have recently made it clear that I am a regular font of directed angst. They may be right--but I'm not giving up until more significant evidence appears. As it stands now, all they have on me is this:
(1) I don't like the panhandle of Florida.
(2) I am forever the enemy of whoever translated the movie "Witness" into Italian and decided it would be hilariouis to switch the word "Amish" with the word "Mormon." ("Oh, so you guys are the one's with the really long beards and no electricity, right?")
(3) I hang my head in shame whenever I see a hummer limo...
(4) I'm not exactly sure why Portugal exists.
(5) Ice Skating/Gymnastics
Frankly, that's not enough to change my mind about myself. But just to be sporting, I'll add one more to the list: headphones. Why do headphones inevitably, unavoidably, necessarily end up in an impossibly tangled mass that always takes at least three hours to unwind? You could leave them on your desk for 2 minutes and when you come back they will look like a boy scout troop used them to practice their double half-hitches. Something should be done about this. Nay, something must be done about this!! And I am not an opiniated person!