"The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time."
posted by Chris M. G @ 5/29/2007 09:48:00 AM
Just steer clear of the Fire Swamp and you'll never have to deal with the R.O.U.S.
This is what makes the New World great: pork the size of a subaru hatchback, shot by a backwoods elementary student.
As it turns out, it's only sort of real... http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/06/02/monster.pig.ap/index.html