Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Happy Birthday, Mr. Beard...


CHRISPY, IN YOUR OLD AGE,

May your beard follicles continue to grow even as your body shrinks with old age;



May your heart have fewer congestion problems than DC traffic;



May you have fewer wrinkles than antitrust jurisprudence;



May your bowel movements be as regular as Congressional inquiries into Bush White House "mistakes";



May [CENSORED] as Bob Dole after the advent of [CENSORED]...






Happy 27th Birthday.

3 Comments:

At 3/21/2007 09:43:00 PM,

Thanks

I just have one thing to say:

sheldon + photoshop = trouble

 
At 3/22/2007 09:45:00 PM,

Happy Birthday Chris! Knot up that beard, roll a doobie and move out here. We miss you.

What we lack in prestigious antitrust law firms we make up for with naked tree huggers and sunny weather.

Again, Happy Birthday!

 
At 3/24/2007 11:38:00 PM,

Can't wait to see what sort of treatment I get when I turn 27. Somehow though with the Gilbert face I think you would still look 21 if you had a grey beard.

 

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