So You Think You Can Not Get Kicked in the Crotch
A friend (to protect his anonanymity) and I were having a discussion about the fox dancing reality show "So You Think You Can Dance" (and yes I am deeply ashamed). We had a little difference of opinion when it comes to the LDS contestant (after some research I discovered that three of the final eight were actuall LDS, crap). My friend is of the opinion that he always wants mormons to do well because of the brotherhood that we should have for each other and he really wants Benji to win. I feel like just because someone is mormon doesn't necessarily make me want them to take over their respective world, in fact I would rather not have all of America associate me with this particular show or with performance dancing. Personal bias admitted, I think that dancing for competition is really lame, even a step below figure skating. At best I don't care how he does. How about you?
I did have an idea that would make the show (and all TV for that matter) a lot better though, a designated crotch kicker/face puncher. Anytime I see someone do or say something that I think is stupid, someone runs onto stage and POW! Of course you would have to change up when and where the kicker showed up to keep up the element of surprise, but with all of the reality TV out there he or she could rotate shows at random to keep up the mystery.