Lend me your jokes

Last year I helped coach a high school lacrosse team. At halftime of a game when we were losing to an inferior team the kids were getting pretty down on themselves and each other, and so were the other coaches. I thought the mood needed lightening so I told a joke that my uncle had recently told me (I don't really want to post it, but ask me if you are interested). Everyone had a good laugh and we went out the second half and dismantled Murray High like we should have all game.

I should have kept my mouth shut because I created a monster. From then on I was put on the spot for a joke every game, and I don't know that many jokes, let alone jokes I can tell to high school age kids (while their parents are around). You don't want to have to make people laugh on the spot, way too much pressure. So this year the team has had a slow start and I have startd to get e mail requests for jokes from the other coaches. I still don't know any jokes. Help me out people, let's post your favorite joke on the comment board. Go RAMS!!!!!!!!