Want to know the REAL cause of Islamic protests? It's the booming Danish flag industry
Ok, so I was watching the news on this whole cartoon thingy, and all I can see is burning Danish flags in every picture. I was in the process of shaking my head in confusion at the seemingly adolescent display, when it hit me - Where did they get all those Danish flags? I live in D.C., and I've seen all of two or three Danish flags in all my time here. It seems like every family in some of these countries had a Danish flag to spare. But wait! They couldn't possibly all have Danish flags lying around, could they? Forget diplomacy, all we have to do is shut down whoever is shipping all of these flags to the Muslim world and we will stop riots. I really think that if we can just take away all the flag-fuel for their fires, things would just work themselves out.