How's this for serious intellectual debate?

Here's a fairly amusing story my wife sent to Reader's Digest in hopes of a $300 bounty. Alas it was rejected (most likely for it's racy language):

One Sunday each month, members of our church have the opportunity to take time during the meeting to share faith building experiences. Recently, at one of these meetings, a woman approached the pulpit to thank the church members for their support following her husband’s recent accident. She explained that his scrotum had been badly bruised, making many activities difficult. “He can’t hold the kids on his lap. He can’t lift things. He can’t even cuddle!” She explained sadly.
When she had finished, her husband got up.
“I have one word for my wife,” he said, gripping the pulpit. “Sternum.”